1 00:00:01,901 --> 00:00:03,301 Have I seen the numbers? 2 00:00:03,336 --> 00:00:04,635 Of course I've seen the numbers. 3 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:06,671 Jamison, I need to see the numbers. 4 00:00:08,108 --> 00:00:09,407 Dude. I'm so sorry, man. 5 00:00:09,442 --> 00:00:10,541 What are you doing up here anyway? 6 00:00:10,577 --> 00:00:11,943 You work on the ground floor now. 7 00:00:11,978 --> 00:00:13,511 Just trying to stay on Mansfield's radar 8 00:00:13,546 --> 00:00:15,246 so he'll remember how impressive I am. 9 00:00:15,281 --> 00:00:16,381 By holding a garbage can? 10 00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:18,383 No, not a garbage can. 11 00:00:18,418 --> 00:00:20,651 Actually, five garbage cans. 12 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:22,086 It's my new B.R.O.W.N. System. 13 00:00:22,122 --> 00:00:26,491 It stands for biodegradable, recyclable, organic, wet, and no idea. 14 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:29,207 Yeah, uh, I like the old system where you throw it all in one can... 15 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:30,328 You let the guy downstairs sort it out. 16 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:34,499 Only the guy is me now, and you have no idea how gross it gets, 17 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:37,435 which is why I came up with "no idea." 18 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:38,355 I'm sorry. I didn't... 19 00:00:38,386 --> 00:00:39,971 No, it's okay. It won't be for long. 20 00:00:40,006 --> 00:00:43,408 Especially because I have a new hot stock tip for the morning meeting, 21 00:00:43,443 --> 00:00:47,278 and once I slip Mansfield my tip, then I'll be able to go all the way in. 22 00:00:50,047 --> 00:00:52,288 All right, listen up. I need those third-quarter numbers. 23 00:00:52,318 --> 00:00:54,385 I'd rather have them now than have them perfect, 24 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:56,721 but they had better be perfect. 25 00:00:58,525 --> 00:01:02,126 Now, lookit, the, uh, hang seng dipped 2% overnight, 26 00:01:02,162 --> 00:01:05,129 so I should be hearing the sound of some of my rabid analysts 27 00:01:05,165 --> 00:01:06,431 clamoring for my attention. 28 00:01:06,466 --> 00:01:11,636 Instead, all I'm hearing is the sound of my very own buttery baritone. 29 00:01:11,671 --> 00:01:13,070 Actually, sir, if I may... 30 00:01:13,106 --> 00:01:14,405 Chuffa communications. 31 00:01:14,441 --> 00:01:17,041 Their stock is down 87%, and they have zero debt. 32 00:01:17,076 --> 00:01:18,509 They're ripe for a takeover. 33 00:01:18,545 --> 00:01:21,279 How's that for rabid, bitches? 34 00:01:21,314 --> 00:01:24,615 That's exactly what I wanted to hear. 35 00:01:24,651 --> 00:01:26,717 It's exactly what I was gonna say. 36 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:29,420 She stock-blocked me. 37 00:01:29,456 --> 00:01:31,289 Excellent work, Ms. Harris. 38 00:01:31,324 --> 00:01:35,159 Coffee break is officially... 39 00:01:35,195 --> 00:01:36,661 Over! 40 00:01:38,031 --> 00:01:39,464 Oh, guys, uh, please don't. 41 00:01:39,499 --> 00:01:41,265 There's a new system. It's B.R.O.W.N. 42 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:42,667 Let's take a moment to debrief here. 43 00:01:42,702 --> 00:01:44,769 Hey, I'm a person. 44 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:54,545 So, uh, Mr. Wen, I suppose you know what day, uh, tomorrow is. 45 00:01:54,581 --> 00:01:56,280 Yes, sir. Uh, it's Wednesday. 46 00:01:56,316 --> 00:01:58,382 It's my birthday. 47 00:01:58,418 --> 00:02:00,985 Now, I... I guess the whole office 48 00:02:01,020 --> 00:02:03,087 is gonna do the same thing they do every year. 49 00:02:03,122 --> 00:02:06,290 They're going to "surprise" me with cake and champagne 50 00:02:06,326 --> 00:02:09,694 and that embarrassing toast. 51 00:02:09,729 --> 00:02:12,430 Well, sir, if the toast is too embarrassing, we don't have to do it. 52 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:15,533 Of course we have to do the goddamn toast. 53 00:02:15,568 --> 00:02:19,070 There are people in this office that look forward to that toast every year. 54 00:02:19,105 --> 00:02:21,472 It's a perfect blend of wit, whimsy, and emotion. 55 00:02:21,508 --> 00:02:24,375 It always starts out with a-a joke at my expense 56 00:02:24,410 --> 00:02:26,711 like, um... oh, gosh... 57 00:02:26,746 --> 00:02:32,149 I have the body of a 25-year-old locked in my basement. 58 00:02:34,621 --> 00:02:37,455 Sir, I don't know if that's how that joke goes. 59 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:39,457 Well, I don't know how the damn joke goes. 60 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:41,292 I'm not Gallagher. 61 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:42,660 Uh, well, you know, it's Brody's joke. 62 00:02:42,695 --> 00:02:44,161 H-h-he always gives the toast. 63 00:02:44,197 --> 00:02:46,163 Eh, well, Brody doesn't work here anymore. 64 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:48,399 All I know is there are people in this office 65 00:02:48,434 --> 00:02:53,337 that expect that toast to be perfect, and I don't care who gives it. 66 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:55,373 It's gonna be you. 67 00:03:01,714 --> 00:03:04,115 Hello? 68 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:07,184 What the hell? 69 00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:09,053 Way to ruin a moment, jackass. 70 00:03:09,088 --> 00:03:10,288 How was that a moment? 71 00:03:10,323 --> 00:03:12,056 You were all just sitting in the dark. 72 00:03:12,091 --> 00:03:16,260 The challenge is to sit completely still for 15 minutes 73 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:19,397 until the motion detectors automatically turn off the lights. 74 00:03:19,432 --> 00:03:21,632 And after sitting and doing absolutely nothing 75 00:03:21,668 --> 00:03:24,468 for an hour and a half, the A.C shuts off. 76 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:27,138 Found that out in the bathroom. 77 00:03:27,173 --> 00:03:30,775 Hey, well, now that the lights are on, what should I do, boss lady? 78 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:36,280 Actually, according to HR, as long as we are having a relationship, 79 00:03:36,316 --> 00:03:38,282 I can't order you around. 80 00:03:38,318 --> 00:03:39,884 Oh, that didn't stop you last night. 81 00:03:39,919 --> 00:03:41,652 I see why that's a rule now. 82 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:42,687 Right? Yeah. Yeah. 83 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:45,489 As of now, I am no longer your supervisor, 84 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:48,192 which is why I feel okay about doing this. 85 00:03:51,197 --> 00:03:52,518 Wait, so who's my new supervisor? 86 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:54,298 Hello, meat. 87 00:03:55,602 --> 00:03:59,837 From this point forward, the only easy day is yesterday. 88 00:03:59,872 --> 00:04:02,473 Your first impossible task 89 00:04:02,508 --> 00:04:07,178 is going to be to organize all of these purchase orders! 90 00:04:08,848 --> 00:04:10,448 I already did it. 91 00:04:10,483 --> 00:04:12,450 And, in fact, I-I put it into these colorful binders. 92 00:04:12,485 --> 00:04:17,121 Your second impossible task was gonna be to find the colorful binders. 93 00:04:17,156 --> 00:04:18,122 Good for you. 94 00:04:18,157 --> 00:04:21,659 Now, shit meet fan. 95 00:04:21,694 --> 00:04:23,494 You're gonna clean out the stock room. 96 00:04:23,529 --> 00:04:25,429 Oh, I've instituted a qr code system 97 00:04:25,465 --> 00:04:27,865 to automate inventory in all three stock rooms. 98 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:30,568 Two questions... there's a third stock room... 99 00:04:31,704 --> 00:04:33,904 ...and there is a second stock room? 100 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:38,576 And I actually took the liberty of changing our downstairs hold music 101 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:40,611 to the Wilson Phillips song "Hold on." 102 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:48,786 I'll lay down a new mix tonight. 103 00:04:48,821 --> 00:04:51,522 So, you guys have anything else for me to do? 104 00:04:51,557 --> 00:04:53,557 Oh, believe me. 105 00:04:53,593 --> 00:04:55,259 We haven't even begun to scratch 106 00:04:55,294 --> 00:04:57,595 the surface of hell that I'm gonna put you through. 107 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:59,497 Mm. 108 00:04:59,532 --> 00:05:01,365 I've got nothing. 109 00:05:06,910 --> 00:05:08,944 Jenny? Jenny Miller? 110 00:05:08,979 --> 00:05:11,146 Hey! Get... h-hi! 111 00:05:11,181 --> 00:05:13,315 What are you doing here? 112 00:05:13,350 --> 00:05:14,983 You don't remember me. 113 00:05:15,018 --> 00:05:17,919 Of course I remember you. You're... 114 00:05:17,955 --> 00:05:19,321 - Lindsay. - ...Lindsay. 115 00:05:20,290 --> 00:05:21,890 Right. And I know you from... 116 00:05:21,925 --> 00:05:24,659 - High school. - ...High school. 117 00:05:24,695 --> 00:05:25,961 Wait. You went to Modrell? 118 00:05:25,996 --> 00:05:28,029 Yeah, you were a-a year ahead of me. 119 00:05:28,065 --> 00:05:29,898 You were one of the cool kids. 120 00:05:29,933 --> 00:05:32,000 You had a fake I.D. in seventh grade 121 00:05:32,035 --> 00:05:36,104 and you didn't have a curfew and you looked like that. 122 00:05:37,808 --> 00:05:39,374 Everyone wanted to be your friend. 123 00:05:39,409 --> 00:05:41,276 That sounds sweet. 124 00:05:41,311 --> 00:05:42,911 Yeah. 125 00:05:42,946 --> 00:05:45,347 You also gave me the nickname flimsy Lindsay. 126 00:05:45,382 --> 00:05:48,350 It was right after I got knocked out in P.E. playing badminton. 127 00:05:48,385 --> 00:05:49,885 Oh, wow. 128 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:51,219 How'd you get knocked out playing badminton? 129 00:05:51,255 --> 00:05:53,855 Oh, I took a shuttlecock to the face. 130 00:05:53,891 --> 00:05:57,926 Girl, you took a shuttlecock to the face, and I nicknamed you flimsy? 131 00:05:57,961 --> 00:05:59,794 I think you got off okay there. 132 00:05:59,830 --> 00:06:01,863 Lucky me. 133 00:06:01,899 --> 00:06:03,339 Anyway, I got over it eventually... 134 00:06:03,367 --> 00:06:06,735 after college and some therapy. 135 00:06:06,770 --> 00:06:08,170 Twice a week. Insurance covered it. 136 00:06:08,205 --> 00:06:09,237 No biggie. 137 00:06:09,273 --> 00:06:12,207 Oh, good. That's back. 138 00:06:12,242 --> 00:06:14,175 Well, that's my ride. 139 00:06:14,211 --> 00:06:15,377 Oh, you... you work here? 140 00:06:15,412 --> 00:06:17,345 I just got hired at Remington Trust. 141 00:06:17,381 --> 00:06:18,847 Hey, cool. I work downstairs. 142 00:06:18,882 --> 00:06:20,282 So, we'll see each other every day. 143 00:06:20,317 --> 00:06:23,885 Oh. Great. 144 00:06:23,921 --> 00:06:25,820 I'm gonna go call Dr. Rothstein 145 00:06:25,856 --> 00:06:27,989 and tell him... the good news. 146 00:06:30,827 --> 00:06:35,497 Sir, I don't mean to bother you, but I just wanted to drop this off. 147 00:06:35,532 --> 00:06:37,132 You're probably wondering what it is. 148 00:06:37,167 --> 00:06:38,867 I'm good. 149 00:06:38,902 --> 00:06:40,035 It's a scanner. 150 00:06:40,070 --> 00:06:41,937 You just point and shoot at any object, 151 00:06:41,972 --> 00:06:43,204 and... boop!... 152 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:44,940 You just ordered yourself some pens. 153 00:06:44,975 --> 00:06:47,108 I'm revolutionizing all the systems downstairs. 154 00:06:47,144 --> 00:06:49,277 In fact, if you were to call downstairs and get put on hold, 155 00:06:49,313 --> 00:06:50,879 you'd probably hear something like this... 156 00:07:04,895 --> 00:07:06,227 M-m-m-mister... Mr. Moyer, Mr. Moyer. 157 00:07:06,263 --> 00:07:07,963 What's up? 158 00:07:07,998 --> 00:07:10,932 I-I just want you to know that I didn't stop you 159 00:07:10,968 --> 00:07:13,234 because I don't love Wilson Phillips. 160 00:07:13,270 --> 00:07:14,369 God almighty, I do. 161 00:07:14,404 --> 00:07:15,937 But I-I also want you to know 162 00:07:15,973 --> 00:07:18,306 that I do see how hard you're working around here, 163 00:07:18,342 --> 00:07:21,142 what with the singing and ...and... and the boop gun. 164 00:07:21,178 --> 00:07:22,477 Oh, thank you, sir. 165 00:07:22,512 --> 00:07:25,981 It's just that... well, I don't care. 166 00:07:26,016 --> 00:07:27,849 But, Mr. Mansfield. 167 00:07:27,884 --> 00:07:29,050 No, no, no, no, no. 168 00:07:29,086 --> 00:07:30,485 Three little words... 169 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:34,289 I...Don't... Care. 170 00:07:40,263 --> 00:07:42,397 What the hell did you do to the supply closet? 171 00:07:42,432 --> 00:07:43,932 You ruined my whole system. 172 00:07:43,967 --> 00:07:46,534 What system is that? Piles of unrelated crap? 173 00:07:46,570 --> 00:07:48,203 Yes. 174 00:07:48,238 --> 00:07:50,038 The whole point was that nobody else could understand it. 175 00:07:50,073 --> 00:07:51,339 That was my job security. 176 00:07:51,375 --> 00:07:53,808 Yeah, why don't you slow down? 177 00:07:53,844 --> 00:07:55,877 Mansfield can't even see you down here. 178 00:07:55,912 --> 00:08:00,215 If he could, he would know that I lived here for most of 2010. 179 00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:01,483 Look, haven't you guys ever heard 180 00:08:01,518 --> 00:08:03,018 of taking pride in your work? 181 00:08:03,053 --> 00:08:05,186 No. I don't understand the question. 182 00:08:05,222 --> 00:08:07,455 Well, he's gonna make us obsolete. 183 00:08:07,491 --> 00:08:09,290 I'd be losing my mind if I didn't have 184 00:08:09,326 --> 00:08:11,493 the special stress remedies my doctor prescribed. 185 00:08:11,528 --> 00:08:13,795 You know, Dr. Ganja's not a real doctor. 186 00:08:13,830 --> 00:08:15,997 He got his degree from the university of cannabis. 187 00:08:16,033 --> 00:08:17,932 Go to my guy. He's legit. 188 00:08:17,968 --> 00:08:20,135 Dr. Doobie Howser. 189 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,372 Hey, buddy. 190 00:08:24,408 --> 00:08:26,107 Uh, I don't know if you know what tomorrow is. 191 00:08:26,143 --> 00:08:27,575 Oh, Mansfield's birthday. 192 00:08:27,611 --> 00:08:29,444 He was born at 12:04 A.M. after a 36-hour labor. 193 00:08:29,479 --> 00:08:31,479 His mother, Dolores, declined all anesthesia. 194 00:08:31,515 --> 00:08:33,248 Rumor has it, he cut his own cord. 195 00:08:33,283 --> 00:08:37,552 Yeah, it's also Wednesday. 196 00:08:37,587 --> 00:08:40,422 Anyway, um, I don't want you to hear from anyone else. 197 00:08:40,457 --> 00:08:43,024 I'm giving the toast this year. 198 00:08:43,060 --> 00:08:44,526 Oh, my God. 199 00:08:44,561 --> 00:08:46,461 That's, like, the highlight of Mansfield's year. 200 00:08:46,496 --> 00:08:47,462 Are you freaked out? 201 00:08:47,497 --> 00:08:51,900 Uh, I was until lady inspiration whispered this bad boy in my ear... 202 00:08:51,935 --> 00:08:54,002 "Song parody." 203 00:08:54,037 --> 00:08:56,504 D-don't look at me like that. 204 00:08:56,540 --> 00:08:58,540 You're gonna love it. You know that song "9 to 5"? 205 00:08:58,542 --> 00:09:01,876 I made it "5 to 9" because of the hours. 206 00:09:03,613 --> 00:09:05,513 Because they're so long. 207 00:09:05,549 --> 00:09:09,918 Well, here's a little message from lady reality. 208 00:09:09,953 --> 00:09:12,320 "You're gonna get fired." 209 00:09:12,355 --> 00:09:14,556 Look, there's an art to the Mansfield toast, okay? 210 00:09:14,591 --> 00:09:16,157 I do it every year. 211 00:09:16,193 --> 00:09:18,026 You have to take him on an emotional roller coaster. 212 00:09:18,061 --> 00:09:21,596 You start with an off-color joke and then you hit him with some flattery, 213 00:09:21,631 --> 00:09:24,265 then you push the envelope with something insulting, 214 00:09:24,301 --> 00:09:27,302 and just when it's about to go too far, you suddenly turn sweet 215 00:09:27,337 --> 00:09:29,604 and find the perfect metaphor to pull it all together. 216 00:09:29,639 --> 00:09:31,606 Hey, come on. No speech can do all that. 217 00:09:31,641 --> 00:09:33,174 Oh, really? 218 00:09:33,210 --> 00:09:37,145 Well, here's the one I was working on for this year right before I got fired. 219 00:09:37,180 --> 00:09:39,948 Let me see this. 220 00:09:39,983 --> 00:09:42,250 Whoa! Can you say that? 221 00:09:42,285 --> 00:09:44,285 Oh, that's sweet. 222 00:09:44,321 --> 00:09:48,223 You cannot go there! 223 00:09:48,258 --> 00:09:51,292 That is the sweetest thing I ever heard. 224 00:09:52,629 --> 00:09:56,164 Oh, so he was the wind, you were the leaf. 225 00:09:56,199 --> 00:09:58,299 Oh, my God. This is a good-ass speech, man. 226 00:09:58,335 --> 00:10:01,636 Great. I'm completely screwed. 227 00:10:01,671 --> 00:10:03,571 Not necessarily. 228 00:10:03,607 --> 00:10:06,975 Look, Mansfield always schedules his surprises for 5:00. 229 00:10:07,010 --> 00:10:11,045 So, at 5:02, I burst in from the elevator and give him my speech. 230 00:10:11,081 --> 00:10:12,413 You step aside. 231 00:10:12,449 --> 00:10:15,683 I show Mansfield the great connection we have, leaf and wind are reunited, 232 00:10:15,719 --> 00:10:17,719 and you've given him the best gift a man can get... 233 00:10:17,721 --> 00:10:19,587 The gift of Brody. 234 00:10:19,623 --> 00:10:21,222 Derrick, let's go. 235 00:10:21,258 --> 00:10:23,625 I made you a 4:20 appointment with Dr. Howser. 236 00:10:27,197 --> 00:10:29,464 We're gonna go buy pot. 237 00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:34,803 - Oh, hey, Lindsay. - Jenny! 238 00:10:34,839 --> 00:10:36,705 What are you doing up here? 239 00:10:36,741 --> 00:10:39,441 Earlier, you caught me totally off-guard. 240 00:10:39,477 --> 00:10:41,410 I absolutely remember who you are. 241 00:10:41,445 --> 00:10:45,914 You lived off of Sanborn, and you rode with your brother in the astro van. 242 00:10:45,950 --> 00:10:51,987 No, that was my friend Terri, or, as you called her, hairy Terri. 243 00:10:52,022 --> 00:10:54,757 In my defense... 244 00:10:54,792 --> 00:10:57,126 She had full sideburns. 245 00:10:57,161 --> 00:10:59,862 I guess everyone else just cut her some slack 246 00:10:59,897 --> 00:11:01,597 you know, 'cause of the wheelchair. 247 00:11:04,769 --> 00:11:09,705 Yes. The van. 248 00:11:09,740 --> 00:11:11,440 Um, come on, though. 249 00:11:11,475 --> 00:11:13,776 I mean, it's... it's not like I was one of those mean girls. 250 00:11:13,811 --> 00:11:16,979 - Okay. - Don't just say, "okay." 251 00:11:17,014 --> 00:11:18,847 What do you want me to say? 252 00:11:18,883 --> 00:11:21,116 I want you to say that I'm not a mean girl. 253 00:11:21,152 --> 00:11:22,985 I'll say whatever you want. You're scaring me. 254 00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:25,053 I'm not scaring you, Lindsay! 255 00:11:26,624 --> 00:11:29,758 I'm just saying that just because somebody makes up a couple nicknames, 256 00:11:29,794 --> 00:11:31,493 that doesn't make them a mean girl. 257 00:11:31,529 --> 00:11:33,028 What nickname? 258 00:11:33,063 --> 00:11:35,998 Oh it's just some silly thing from childhood, sir. 259 00:11:36,033 --> 00:11:37,966 Oh, come on. I love a good nickname. 260 00:11:38,002 --> 00:11:39,835 Hell, I still answer to Ramrod. 261 00:11:42,473 --> 00:11:43,439 So tell me. 262 00:11:43,474 --> 00:11:44,807 Um, it's meaningless. 263 00:11:44,842 --> 00:11:46,442 Nonsense. 264 00:11:46,477 --> 00:11:47,976 Every person gets three names in this life... 265 00:11:48,012 --> 00:11:50,846 The name your parents give you, the name you make for yourself, 266 00:11:50,881 --> 00:11:52,147 and the name your friends give you. 267 00:11:52,183 --> 00:11:53,949 And that's the name you have to embrace, 268 00:11:53,984 --> 00:11:56,752 because that's the name that reflects how the world sees you. 269 00:11:56,787 --> 00:11:59,388 So... so, tell me. What's the name? 270 00:11:59,423 --> 00:12:01,790 Flimsy Lindsay. 271 00:12:06,564 --> 00:12:09,031 Kids can be so cruel. 272 00:12:14,772 --> 00:12:17,706 Hey, you guys don't think I'm a mean girl, do you? 273 00:12:17,741 --> 00:12:20,509 No. Not at all. Don't hurt me if I say, "yeah." 274 00:12:20,544 --> 00:12:22,644 Come on. Shut up, both of you. 275 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:24,880 So I made up a couple nicknames in high school. 276 00:12:24,915 --> 00:12:26,548 That was a million years ago. 277 00:12:26,584 --> 00:12:28,784 Three years ago, you gave me the nickname "Harvard" 278 00:12:28,819 --> 00:12:30,919 because I went to an online community college, 279 00:12:30,955 --> 00:12:33,722 and now nobody calls me by my real name. 280 00:12:34,992 --> 00:12:39,027 Oh, my God, you guys. Maybe I am a mean girl. 281 00:12:39,063 --> 00:12:40,195 Ugh. I don't know. 282 00:12:40,231 --> 00:12:43,765 I guess I should get in contact with people from my high school. 283 00:12:43,801 --> 00:12:46,768 I'll start with smelly Kelly. 284 00:12:46,804 --> 00:12:49,004 This is gonna be a long day for me. 285 00:12:51,909 --> 00:12:53,442 Check him out. 286 00:12:53,477 --> 00:12:55,878 He hasn't done any work in like half an hour. 287 00:12:55,913 --> 00:12:57,946 Yeah, about that. 288 00:12:57,982 --> 00:13:01,683 See, I was getting a little anxious about Brody making me lose my job, 289 00:13:01,719 --> 00:13:05,053 so I slowed him down by giving him one of my medicinal cookies. 290 00:13:05,089 --> 00:13:06,188 Is that bad? 291 00:13:06,223 --> 00:13:07,723 Potentially. 292 00:13:07,758 --> 00:13:09,992 I also gave him two of my cookies. 293 00:13:15,132 --> 00:13:17,799 So he's had three cookies? 294 00:13:17,835 --> 00:13:20,769 And a hash waffle. 295 00:13:20,804 --> 00:13:21,970 You don't understand. 296 00:13:22,006 --> 00:13:24,039 A guy my size can handle one cookie. 297 00:13:24,074 --> 00:13:26,475 He's like one of my legs in a suit. 298 00:13:26,510 --> 00:13:28,510 Is he gonna die? 299 00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:31,046 No, but things may get freaky. 300 00:13:33,817 --> 00:13:35,250 Brody? 301 00:13:35,286 --> 00:13:38,253 It seems certain people think you needed to mellow out a little bit, 302 00:13:38,289 --> 00:13:41,089 so you might have accidentally been fed some cannabis. 303 00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:43,825 What? You did this. 304 00:13:43,861 --> 00:13:46,895 Okay, all right. That's the paranoia talking. 305 00:13:46,931 --> 00:13:49,731 And, yeah, I did. 306 00:13:50,935 --> 00:13:52,901 Don't worry. We got a method for managing this. 307 00:13:52,937 --> 00:13:54,903 We're gonna need a quiet room, some popsicles, 308 00:13:54,939 --> 00:13:56,572 and six hours of "reading rainbow." 309 00:13:56,607 --> 00:13:58,473 No, guys, I-I don't have six hours. 310 00:13:58,509 --> 00:14:00,075 I'm supposed to make a toast in 10 minutes, okay? 311 00:14:00,110 --> 00:14:01,643 I need to sober up. 312 00:14:01,679 --> 00:14:02,844 Well, I, um... 313 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,780 That is my pot coffee. 314 00:14:07,284 --> 00:14:10,719 Happy Birthday! 315 00:14:10,754 --> 00:14:13,555 Son of a 316 00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:15,157 You guys! 317 00:14:15,192 --> 00:14:17,025 Is that today?! 318 00:14:17,061 --> 00:14:18,927 Well, let's get it over with. 319 00:14:18,963 --> 00:14:22,965 I'm sure there's a, uh... a toast or... or... or something. 320 00:14:24,101 --> 00:14:25,767 Mr. Wen? 321 00:14:25,803 --> 00:14:28,837 Yeah, uh, I might have a little something. 322 00:14:28,872 --> 00:14:29,838 Ah. 323 00:14:29,873 --> 00:14:31,740 Uh, I was asking myself, 324 00:14:31,775 --> 00:14:35,110 "what would Mr. Mansfield want most of all on his birthday?" 325 00:14:35,145 --> 00:14:38,580 He'd like a damn toast. 326 00:14:40,050 --> 00:14:45,587 And he's gonna get it fro-o-o-m this dude. 327 00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:48,857 Sir, would you like to say a few words? 328 00:14:48,892 --> 00:14:50,258 Mr. Wen? 329 00:14:50,294 --> 00:14:54,296 Okay. Uh... 330 00:14:54,331 --> 00:14:57,065 I know we all work crazy hours up here, huh? 331 00:14:57,101 --> 00:14:58,033 Yeah. 332 00:14:58,068 --> 00:15:02,804 Some people might even say we work from 5:00 to 9:00. 333 00:15:09,813 --> 00:15:11,847 Come on, Brody. You can do this. 334 00:15:11,882 --> 00:15:13,715 It's just mind over matter. 335 00:15:15,886 --> 00:15:17,919 Come on. You were top of your class at Harvard. 336 00:15:17,955 --> 00:15:20,022 Tip top. 337 00:15:20,057 --> 00:15:22,891 Tip top, tip top. Tip top. 338 00:15:22,926 --> 00:15:24,993 Are you going to press a button, or... 339 00:15:25,029 --> 00:15:29,231 Yeah. I'm on it. Chillax. 340 00:15:29,266 --> 00:15:30,899 Don't let her see you weak. 341 00:15:30,934 --> 00:15:32,167 Remember... you're better than her. 342 00:15:32,202 --> 00:15:33,568 Better than who? 343 00:15:33,604 --> 00:15:35,737 She can read minds. 344 00:15:45,949 --> 00:15:48,717 Thank you. Thanks, guys. 345 00:15:48,752 --> 00:15:50,085 Man, you guys have been a lot of fun. 346 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:53,088 Um... E-enough, enough. Enough. 347 00:15:53,123 --> 00:15:56,658 Mr. Wen, not only have you disappointed me in a profound way, 348 00:15:56,694 --> 00:16:00,762 but you have also butchered the words of national treasure Dolly Parton. 349 00:16:00,798 --> 00:16:04,266 And for that, Ramrod can never forgive. 350 00:16:05,936 --> 00:16:07,903 Back to work. Let's go. 351 00:16:07,938 --> 00:16:11,039 What the hell, Brody? 352 00:16:18,682 --> 00:16:20,615 How'd you get these charts to be animated? 353 00:16:20,651 --> 00:16:22,217 That's awesome. 354 00:16:22,252 --> 00:16:23,852 I didn't. 355 00:16:23,887 --> 00:16:27,289 Yeah, no. Yeah, you did. Look. They're dancing. 356 00:16:27,324 --> 00:16:29,791 Well, I should get upstairs. 357 00:16:29,827 --> 00:16:33,628 It's Mansfield's birthday, and I've avoided it as long as I can. 358 00:16:33,664 --> 00:16:35,030 I'm not great at parties. 359 00:16:35,065 --> 00:16:36,832 I don't blink enough. 360 00:16:36,867 --> 00:16:39,167 It makes people uncomfortable. 361 00:16:39,203 --> 00:16:41,837 Oh, no! Mansfield's toast! 362 00:16:41,872 --> 00:16:43,905 Mmm, toast. 363 00:16:43,941 --> 00:16:45,640 I'm hungry. 364 00:16:45,676 --> 00:16:48,176 I don't think you're in any condition to see Mansfield right now. 365 00:16:48,212 --> 00:16:49,978 I mean, he hates you enough as it is. 366 00:16:50,013 --> 00:16:51,346 - He does? - Oh, yeah. 367 00:16:51,381 --> 00:16:52,914 Every time your name comes up, 368 00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:55,417 he clenches his jaw and does one-arm push-ups. 369 00:16:55,452 --> 00:16:59,988 One time, I could swear I saw him do a no-arm push-up. 370 00:17:00,023 --> 00:17:01,957 I just kept walking. 371 00:17:01,992 --> 00:17:05,694 He hates me. 372 00:17:05,729 --> 00:17:08,063 That's fantastic! 373 00:17:08,098 --> 00:17:11,366 Why don't we go see our little friends at the emergency room? 374 00:17:11,401 --> 00:17:13,835 No, no, no. You don't understand. 375 00:17:13,871 --> 00:17:16,938 I thought he felt nothing, but hate means he cares. 376 00:17:16,974 --> 00:17:18,774 And if he cares, he can love me again. 377 00:17:18,809 --> 00:17:20,041 I got to go see him. 378 00:17:20,077 --> 00:17:22,410 I don't think now is the best time. 379 00:17:22,446 --> 00:17:24,880 My mind has never been clearer, mom. 380 00:17:27,251 --> 00:17:31,753 Okay, you're gonna thank me for this later. 381 00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:33,755 No! 382 00:17:39,123 --> 00:17:41,257 Lindsay! Yoo-hoo! 383 00:17:41,292 --> 00:17:42,358 Lindsay! Come on, come on, come on. 384 00:17:42,393 --> 00:17:43,392 Lindsay, come here! 385 00:17:45,129 --> 00:17:47,630 Um, can I talk to you for a second? 386 00:17:47,665 --> 00:17:49,532 Just so you know, I have pepper spray. 387 00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:51,133 Well, breath spray. 388 00:17:51,169 --> 00:17:53,135 Okay, it's gum. 389 00:17:53,171 --> 00:17:55,137 Please, just give me a minute. 390 00:17:57,175 --> 00:18:01,577 Look, um, I-I want to apologize to you. 391 00:18:01,612 --> 00:18:04,747 I think maybe I was a mean girl in high school, 392 00:18:04,782 --> 00:18:09,118 and I know that you think I had it easy because I was pretty and so popular 393 00:18:09,153 --> 00:18:10,319 and I had all of those dates. 394 00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:13,789 This is the worst apology ever. 395 00:18:13,825 --> 00:18:18,260 What I'm trying, uh, to say is that high school sucked for me, too. 396 00:18:19,163 --> 00:18:20,429 My dad wasn't around. 397 00:18:20,465 --> 00:18:21,731 I mean, actually, he was around... 398 00:18:21,766 --> 00:18:24,266 Just with his other family. 399 00:18:24,302 --> 00:18:25,868 And, uh, my mom and I lived in an RV. 400 00:18:27,305 --> 00:18:28,771 That's why I didn't have a curfew, 401 00:18:28,806 --> 00:18:31,407 because I wasn't always sure where she parked the house. 402 00:18:32,810 --> 00:18:34,610 Wow. 403 00:18:34,645 --> 00:18:36,679 Anyway, um, if I was mean to you, 404 00:18:36,714 --> 00:18:37,880 I'm... I'm sorry. 405 00:18:37,915 --> 00:18:41,751 And it was probably 'cause I didn't feel great about myself. 406 00:18:41,786 --> 00:18:44,153 It's okay. It could've been worse. 407 00:18:44,188 --> 00:18:46,655 I mean, I did get hit in the face with a shuttlecock, 408 00:18:46,691 --> 00:18:48,824 and you didn't give me the obvious nickname. 409 00:18:48,860 --> 00:18:51,827 Yeah. Shuttle face. 410 00:18:54,432 --> 00:18:56,098 Well, anyway... 411 00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:58,200 I think in some ways, you actually helped me. 412 00:18:58,236 --> 00:18:59,201 Really? 413 00:18:59,237 --> 00:19:00,469 Yeah. 414 00:19:00,505 --> 00:19:04,173 I mean, if you and your horrible friends had invited me to even one party, 415 00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:06,342 I wouldn't have spent all high school studying. 416 00:19:06,377 --> 00:19:09,211 And then I wouldn't have gone to M.I.T., and I wouldn't be here. 417 00:19:09,247 --> 00:19:11,580 So I'm kind of a hero. 418 00:19:11,616 --> 00:19:14,450 Okay, "hero" might be kind of a strong word. 419 00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:18,554 So, what do you say? Friends? 420 00:19:18,589 --> 00:19:21,190 Sure. Why not? 421 00:19:21,225 --> 00:19:22,758 Could be fun being friends with a mean girl. 422 00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:24,660 Oh, totally. 423 00:19:26,564 --> 00:19:27,763 Why aren't you blinking? 424 00:19:32,870 --> 00:19:34,303 Mr. Mansfield. 425 00:19:34,338 --> 00:19:37,840 I'm all stocked up on paper clips, so you can holster your boop gun 426 00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:39,942 and mosey on back downstairs. 427 00:19:39,977 --> 00:19:42,545 Actually, uh, sir, I just wanted to give you this. 428 00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:44,814 It's the toast I was gonna give you yesterday. 429 00:19:44,849 --> 00:19:46,849 Not interested. Do not care. 430 00:19:46,884 --> 00:19:48,918 See, I think you do care. 431 00:19:48,953 --> 00:19:50,753 In fact, I happen to know that you hate me, 432 00:19:50,788 --> 00:19:52,154 and that's how I know I still have a shot. 433 00:19:52,238 --> 00:19:54,272 You have no shot because I feel nothing. 434 00:19:54,306 --> 00:19:56,140 You don't have to say it if you're not ready. 435 00:19:56,175 --> 00:19:57,342 But when you're ready, 436 00:19:57,376 --> 00:19:59,177 it's just three words... 437 00:19:59,211 --> 00:20:03,715 I...Hate... You. 438 00:20:06,118 --> 00:20:07,385 I don't hate you! 439 00:20:07,419 --> 00:20:09,554 Again, I nothing you! 440 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:24,569 That's bawdy. 441 00:20:24,603 --> 00:20:28,172 Oh, you g-go on. Get out of here, ya brown-noser! 442 00:20:30,442 --> 00:20:34,145 Now tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-that's too far. 443 00:20:37,449 --> 00:20:39,250 Son of a bitch. 444 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,454 I'm the wind. 445 00:20:48,894 --> 00:20:51,229 I hate that kid. 446 00:20:53,866 --> 00:21:01,866 Get it together, Ramrod.